Mrs. Landingham: You needed to be in the car ten minutes ago, Mr. President.
POTUS: Do you see me walking out the door?
Mrs. Landingham: No, I see you standing and arguing with a senior citizen.
Nov 3, 2011
Me: I don't think you realize how smart your boyfriend is... Her: I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HOW SMART YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS! ASK ME A SCIENCE QUESTION! GO ON....QUIZ ME! Me: How many pints of blood are in the human body? Her: TONS!!!!!!!!