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• Been a few days, but I’m back….and with great “OFFICIAL” news….I’m an attorney!  I passed the Bar exam and I am officially licensed to practice law….
• In other news, Kobe Bryant returns to NBA regular season play and he is officially licensed to practice kicking names and taking ass….errr…wait….
• I do anticipate a great NBA season after all.   I ranted and railed against the formation of the Miami Queens but I realize that it will make a Lakers championship that much sweeter.  Sweeter than cotton candy, sweeter than old folks that greet doors at Wal-Mart, sweeter than good church tea, sweeter than the young men in Bishop Eddie Long’s youth choir….
• Too far? Not yet….
• Had the profound opportunity to hear former President Bill Clinton speak today at a rally for Jack Conway. This has been an interesting race to say the least.  With an eccentric (see also. Batshit crazy) candidate like Rand Paul…the democrats have seemingly reduced their campaign to “Vote For Us…I mean, what else is there to do?  Vote for THAT guy?”  Pres. Clinton went after Paul hard (pause) on his statements about getting rid of the majority of the government including the Departments of Education and Agriculture, and saving this country from the protections of the 13^th-15^th amendments, gays, blacks, women, veterans, disabled, poor (see also. Blacks), those who opposed Kentucky’s fight against drugs.
• Say what you want about President Clinton, and I could say plenty (see.  2008 “Fantasy” Presidential Election), but he truly was a great President, and has been a great team player for the Democratic Party, but more importantly a great statesmen and an ambassador for America.  He is great on the stump, and he knows just how to connect with any kind of audience.  I believe he truly wants Pres. Obama to succeed, not only for his wife, but because he truly wants America to succeed.  Such genuine sincerity is often lost along the long road traveled by a lifetime politician, especially one with such a scandalous past as Clinton.  I had a funny though after a shook his hand, thinking about all of the things, good and bad, that had been done with that hand over the years….The theory of transferability says I just touched a buncha boobs today.
• That was an unnecessary joke that a lesser man like myself couldn’t avoid….
• So the World Equestrian Games have come and gone (I think they’ve gone.   Have they gone?  Is it over or…? Who knows?  Let’s assume they’ve gone.  Yeah…they’ve gone…that’s it….) and, well…it didn’t live up to the hype that I anticipated…In fact, it’s as if it never happened.  Hopefully some of the local businesses were positively impacted this past month, but who knows?
• What kind of name is Rand anyway?  Why not Randall or Randy?  RAND?!?  That’s not a tough U.S. Senate-kinda name.  Want to know the best name in Politics?  Saxby Chambliss.  That’s right Georgia Senator Saxby Bleeping Chambliss….I’d love to tell him how great his name is one day.  Too bad if I ever meet him, he’ll probably reject my compliment and call me a n***** or a f** or a no-good sorry black yankee liberal son of a b*tch.  (ok really, what’s the * supposed to do?  Make it hard to read?  Confuse you?  Is it really less appropriate if you substitute a vowel for a *?)
• Ok that one might come back and haunt me one day….