Seven Houses Build a Home

John McCain and his wife had one house.

Then one day he came in and she says "Honey, i don't really like this wallpaper." he says, "me neither, lets go buy another house and put better wallpaper in there"

then she was like "honey, i like the wallpaper in this our second house, but i don't really like the green shutters, black would be better." and he says "yeah black would be better. lets buy a new house, in addition to the other two we have, and put black shutters on there"

then one day she said, "honey lets go to florida for vacation this summer." he says "ok yeah sounds fun." she says, "ok great, ill make hotel reservations tomorrow" he says "nah don't worry about it, lets just buy another house down there so we can have somewhere to stay for a few days"

then one day they were watching tv and she says "honey, wanna go out for some ice cream? I've got a taste for some mint chocolate chip." he says "ok sounds good. I've got a taste for a fifth house so we can pick one of those up too"

then one Christmas, she says "merry Christmas honey" and she gives him a gift. inside is a nice watch. then he says "thanks honey, merry Christmas" and then gives her a box. inside is a key to the new house.

then one day she comes home and says "honey im home." no response. She walks around looking for him, but no luck. then she sees a note on the kitchen table. It reads "gone to buy a house, be back soon. lets do chicken salad for dinner. love johnny"